CHAPTER 19

CHAPTER 19: TIME TO WASTE

[Track 1]

Rei & Kath are on the beach

REI: Kathy, I... Can we kiss?

KATH: Of course

Rei & Kath are about to kiss when Rei is hit by a volleyball

JOAN: No fooling around in MY birthday party!

JOAN: Yep, and uncle Carti let us stay in his house

YINA: Bitch

KATH: Are you alright? Are you brain dead now?

REI: I'm f-fine....

Later, they're going out of the beach

HALL: So, what are we gonna eat?

REI: Pizza!

JOAN: It's birthday party, asshole!

REI: Fuck right... what do you want to eat?

...

JOAN: Rabbit soup!

...

JOAN: Fine, pizza...

Later, at night, they're all hella drunk

KATH: Where is Yina...?

REI: Man, why do you care??

KATH: I loooove her...

REI: I'll go look for her... and i guess Paula too... since she's not here...

Rei goes up the stairs when he hears a voice

YINA: You gotta suck

PAULA: It's my first time!

He slightly opens the door and sees...

PAULA & YINA! DRUNK AND SMOKING A METH PIPE!

So he goes back downstairs

JOAN: Did you find them?

REI: NO!

*points my memory eraser stick from MIB* Yep, you did not see NOTHING!

And now, It's May and now Rei & Mark just got home from buying groceries and Rei's already out the door

REI: Mark, I'm going to Kathy's house

MARK: Rei, have you told her... the L word?

REI: Uh... What?

...

MARK: Nothing...

...

Rei leaves and on his way, he walks into Yina

REI: Hi, Yina!

YINA: Rei? Perfect!

Rei is handed 2 boxes by Hall

REI: W-what?! What's even going?! And who is that?!

YINA: I'm moving into Mary & Monty's house... and that's my boyfriend, Tyrone

REI: YOU'RE DATING THAT GUY?!?

YINA: [BRO], Just do the fucking thing!

Yina kicks Rei's ass

As Rei move the box, Hall accidently walks into Monty's room and sees... He's got a whole ass recording studio in his room!

HALL: Wow...

MON: Who are you?

HALL: Uh... can you like... help my band record an album?

...

MON: Ok

HALL: hell yeah.

Later, Rei is at Kath's house eating with her

REI: Damn this food's GREAT! How did you make it?!

KATH: It's nothing...

REI: You're so mysterious....

KATH: Mysterious?

REI: Yeah, mysterious!

KATH: Rei, we've been dating for 4 months. You should know me a little more

REI: Yeah, i know you! Uh... you got... glasses?

KATH: Rei... how old am I?

REI: Uh... 22?

KATH: Nope

REI: Man, how am i supposed to know that!

KATH: You could have asked

....

REI: How old are you?

...

KATH: Shut up.

Later, Rei is sleeping when he gets a call from Mark

REI: What do you want...?

MARK: Get out of the house. There's been a heat wave warning. Go somewhere cold

REI: I don't wanna...

MARK: Die, then.

....

REI: ...Fine...

Continues in...

CHAPTER 20: THE BITCH IS BACK
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