[Track 1]
Rei went to the mall for freshness. He's kinda thirsty but he ain't got no money. Then, he hears
SALLY: Rei?
REI: Huh?
SALLY: Rei Reil?
She hugs him
SALLY: I can't believe you're here! Remember me? I'm Sally, from high school
REI: Huh? Oh, right. Sally!
SALLY: Let's go get something to eat already!
And they did
SALLY: So, how's Yina?
REI: She's alright... Wait you should come to our band practice!
SALLY: Alright!
...
SALLY: So, who's your girlfriend? Is she hot?
REI: Uh...
SALLY: Is she hotter than... me?
REI: ...
That night, In Paula's house
PAULA: I broke up with him! He's a dumb idiot and i hate him!
YOSH: Like you hate Rei?
PAULA: What?! I don't hate him, I love him!
YOSH: Then why'd you slice his framed photo with an axe?
PAULA: WHAT?! I never did that!
YOSH: Look at your table
Paula look at her table and sees the photo of Rei destroyed with an axe
PAULA: Who did this?
YOSH: Well, you! Who'd else would care about this?!
The next day, Rei & Sally are headed to Hall's place
SALLY: Where's your girlfriend?
REI: She's at work-
Rei says right before he his head on the front door Ken was opening
REI: Ugh... Uh, Ken, is Hall there?
KEN: ...Huh? Oh, no.
So, they go to Yina's place
REI: Yina? You there?
HALL: She's not here
REI: Hall? What are you doing at Yina's place?
HALL: Monty's helping us make our album
REI: Where's Yina?
HALL: She's at that restaurant called "Domo." 23 minutes ago was when she left with Mary & Joan
REI: But, what about band practice, man?
MONTY: Tell him to get out
Rei and Sally leave
REI: Oh, I forgot to tell you... My friends are a bunch of [REI, WTF, U CAN'T SAY THAT, MAINE]
Later, Rei & Sally are the "Domo." 23 minutes of searching later, they find Yina, Joan & Mary. Rei's just enjoying his food when...
KATH: Hey guys!
SALLY: You must Kathryn, right? I'm Sally
Kath sits with Rei
KATH: Hi, Sally. Are you one of Joan's friends?
SALLY: Who is that?
JOAN: Me
SALLY: Oh, no.
YINA: She's our friend from high school
KATH: Yours & Rei's?
REI: Yeah... She's here to visit
YINA: Yep, she a total hoe
KATH: Really?
SALLY: No, i just played on the TV
KATH: You're an actress?
SALLY: Yeah, but only on some dumb show. Nobody saw it.
YINA: When i get home, I'm watching that shit
SALLY: Whatevah, Yina!
Later, that night...
Rei's in full armor, riding his horse called Dave. He's lost in the world, the only help he has is his fairy friend
FAIR: Do you know the mission?
REI: Yeah, get the fairy for the wizard
FAIR: And do you know where you're going?
REI: I know!
FAIR: Sure...
Then, Rei sees Kathryn rollerblading besides him
KATH: This is the worst dream I've ever walked into
REI: Can you stop invading my dreams?
KATH: Can you get a job so you're not sleeping all day?
Then, Rei is awoken by the ring of the telephone
