[Track 1]
Rei gets home while still raining but he realizes he ain't got the keys and Mark ain't home
10 minutes later
MARK: Hey, man. What are you doing here? It's like... 8 in the morning
REI: Where were you?
MARK: Oh, i was just taking Aqua to the bus stop
REI: You met him last night and already gave him nickname?
MARK: You call your girl "Kathy Pie"
REI: ...Ugh...
Mark opens the door
REI: I'm soaking wet
MARK: Wait. Let me show you a trick Aqua showed me
REI: I'm not gay, dude
MARK: No, it's... You know what's Ki? You gotta focus it all over your body... and then... you...
Mark shakes off the raindrops, now completely dry
REI: What the hell?! How did you do that?? Do you have [GAY] powers or what?
MARK: No, it's psychic shit. Aqua's a psychic
REI: AQUA'S A PSYCHIC?! Maybe he can train me since he's you boyfriend, right?
MARK: He's not boyfriend. We just hooked up
REI: Gosh, this sucks!
Rei throws himself into bed but he hits his head real hard, triggering a flashback
2004
Rei, Hall, Mark & Mer are gaming in Rei's basement until Mer rage quits after Mark kills her (in game)
...
MARK: That's your girl, Rei? Is she always like this?
REI: Uh... She normally...
HALL: She normally isn't this much of a bitch
MARK: Get rid of that bitch
The next day (We're still in the flashback) Rei, Mark & Mer are in his basement when...
MARK: I'm gonna go piss
...
MER: How'd you meet that guy?
REI: Well...
3 in 1 flashbacks in a flashback
1st
MARK: So, What do you think about this class?
REI: It's cool, i guess... who are you?
2nd
REI: What are you doing in my basement?! Who are you?!
MARK: Your brother let me in. You got any drinks?
3rd
REI: I've never so drunk before, dude!
MARK: Can i stay at you place for a bit?
[Track 2]
The next day. 1:00 PM at Honest Bob's
MER: Anyone been here?
REI: I've never been here
SAM: Nah
MER: So, uh... the plan is... you 2 go in there and... leave alive. Oh, Sam. You can't use use your powers
SAM: Seems fair
HALL: What's the challenge? This is just a store
JOAN: You've never been to Honest Bob's?
HALL: No?
JOAN: Well... You'll see
MER: Alright, everyone ready? One... two... go!
Rei and Sam walk in and...
...
SAM: Dude, this just a record store
REI: They sell only indie here
SAM: No metal?
REI: And the only music they play is also indie
SAM: Agh!
Sam falls like he's dying
Rei's running away with his hand in his ears and his eye closed when he falls down some stairs and lands besides a Radiohead poster and Rei's starting to hallucinate
THOM: Rei...
Outside, everyone is just kinda standing around
KATH: How long have they've been there?
MER: Almost 2 minutes... I'm sure they're almost out
Back inside, Sam has built a rifle with vinyl's, cassettes and CD cases
SAM: You're done Rei! Today is your last day on earth!
REI: No! I wanted my last song to be by Maiden!
Then, Sam drops the gun and he falls to the floor. His mind is going crazy and he's having flashbacks
1st
MR. CALYPSO: Satanist? You'll never be a satanist, you don't have the willpower
2nd
ROSIE: Come on, Sam. Mer doesn't have to know...
3rd
SHITHEAD WITH GLASSES: Just use your stupid powers or something... He'll never know what hit'im
Sam is still on the floor, hyperventilating like he's dying when his eyes begin glowing RED
Then, the entire store begins cracking before
The store explodes, killing everyone inside. Except for Rei & Sam, who come out of the rubble
REI: Who won? I won, right? That was me who won, Right?
SAM: Sorry, guys... my bad
MER: Couldn't control your powers, huh?
MARK: Got any other brilliant ideas, Mer?
MER: Shut up, I'm thinking
