[Track 1]
Meanwhile, Rei's out for coffee when he sees...
REI: No! Not you!
JOAN: What a warm welcome, Rei.
REI: Where's Reiko? I thought she worked here!
JOAN: She left work at like 4.
REI: And where'd she go?
JOAN: She went to the public library with your little friend, Kathryn. And I've got a few things to say to you, buddy!
REI: WHAT?! She left without me?! How does my little sister even know my girl anyways?
JOAN: I can't believe you asked her out right after after i told you not to. You're such an ass-
REI: How could have this happened?!
JOAN: By the way, someone's back. Let me remember who it was... Hm, was it... your EX?
REI: WHAT?!
JOAN: And she was asking for your number and i gave-
Rei jumps out the window while screaming.
Meanwhile, at the library, Kathryn is delivering a package with Reiko with her
KATH: OK, cool. All done!
LADY AT THE FRONT DESK: Thanks!
[Track 2]
REIKO: Wanna hang out?
KATH: I've got more packages to deliver but... I guess so
REIKO: I gotta turn off my phone real quick
KATH: Hold on
KATH: What's going on here? Did Gene send you
PAULA: You're donezo, fatso!
Paula lunges at her again but she defends her with her railing
KATH: Who are you??
PAULA: I saw you before! ...That day at the library... He... HE CHEATED ON ME!!
KATH: What is she talking about??
REIKO: KATHRYN! You can't just-
They both realize Paula's crying while still ANGRY
PAULA: I'll tell you who am i! My name is Paula Dude and ADIDAR (all day i dream about Rei)
Paula jumps up to the second floor and throws her sledgehammer and axe at Kathryn
PAULA: Yummy down on this!
KATH: You suck at quips, girl!
Kath blocks
PAULA: Hey, fattie! Use the stair, It'd help you out a lot!
KATH: No thanks! I can jump
Kathryn jumps up to the second floor with Paula so she pulls out her scissors
PAULA: swing You're such a... bitch!
KATH: duck I'm a bitch?
Kathryn tackle Paula to the ground
PAULA: You think you're so tough? Well, look at you! I gave you a cut! You fight like a frog!
REIKO: Why isn't Mark picking up??
Meanwhile...
MARK: No, Rei. I don't know where's the crowbar in whatever game you're playing. I'm busy right now, Rei. Can you stop calling me?
REI: Wait, don't hang up! Maybe you'll remember?
MARK: Don't you have anything better to do?!
Back at the fight, Paula's still swinging her scissors at Kathryn
PAULA: You think you're so cool & old? Well, remember, there's someone younger & cuter than you! Rei will realize!
Kathryn grab a potted plant and hits Paula HARD
PAULA: You were just lucky!
Paula jumps back to the first floor but Kathryn follows her
KATH: I'm busy. I ain't got time for chases
PAULA: Lucky for you, you won't catch me so stop trying!
They land but as soon as Paula in on the floor, she jumps back up to the top floor
PAULA: Here's something to think about!v
Paula throws a scythe with a note besides Kath. Kath grabs it and reads it
"You should K button yourself. Sincerely, your biggest hater, Pauline Dude."
REIKO: She's gone. I think we should leave now
KATH: Do you think she was referring to your brother?
REIKO: I mean... there's no one else in town called Rei...
KATH: What kind of last name is Dude? Is she French?
Meanwhile, back at Rei's place, he's doing more research on Kanye.com when he gets a call so he crawls back to the phone
[Track 3]
REI: Who is it?
???: Hello, Rei. It is I
Rei's SHOCKED
REI: It is...
???: Hey.
REI: Meredeath Gore...
MER: Yeah...
...
MER: Hey
...
MER: Rei? It' been long. Like a year?
REI: Yeah...
MER: How are you?
REI: I feel... bad to the bone
MER: That sucks
REI: And it's all because of you
MER: Like... Yeah... Where are you living now?
REI: Uh... Take the bus at Troutman-
MER: You still live with Mark??
REI: Uh huh...
MER: Are you still single?
REI: I- I'm not! I have a girlfriend and she's cool and from LA!
...
MER: Huh? What's her name?
REI: Nonna ya business!
MER: Pretty please??
REI: It's... Kathryn Allas
MER: Oh...
REI: Oh what?? You know her?
MER: Nope
REI: Whatever...
...
MER: I'm jealous...
REI: WHAT?! You left me for a big fat phony!
MER: You've never seen him
REI: You're right... You left me for a guy I've never seen...
MER: Well... maybe you can meet him soon enough... Oh, and before i go, i wanna ask you something.
REI: What now?
MER: I just wanted to ask... wanna open for my band on Sunday?
REI: Sure...
MER: Sure? That's it? This is supposed to be huge for you, Rei!
REI: You just called me for band purposes.
MER: Whatever. You and Hall got a new band, right? Defile or something?
REI: It's Delight.
MER: Yeah, that. Look, I'm putting you in the Friday guest list, alright? So we can talk and stuff
REI: ...Cool
MER: It was good talking to ya
REI: Uh huh.
MER: Bye, Rei!
...
REI: Ugh...
Click
Later, Mark is going home. He opens the door and finds Rei lying on the floor
REI: Uuuuuggghhhh....
MARK: You OK, Man? You got the Jeff virus?
...
MARK: Was it STDs from last night?
...
MARK: You got the P-Virus?
...
REI: Muh, muh
MARK: Meredeath? She called?
...
MARK: Shit.
