[Track 1]
Later, Rei at band practice at Hall's with the guys
REI: I've got bad news
YINA: Yo girl dumped yo ass?
REI: No, um... Meredeath wants us to play before them. We have to see them tomorrow to talk about that or something...
HALL: That's bad new?? Those are the greatest new I've heard all week!
YINA: Your ex?
HALL: We're gonna open for them? They're famous! We could become famous!
REI: Yeah... It's at the Idioteque Pub
YINA: ...I saw her in the Now Now cover...
HALL: I've seen all my favorite bands play there!
REI: I used to go there all the time...
YINA: ...She's pretty...
HALL: We suck!!! Gosh, we're so terrible! We can't play this show!
REI: I don't think we do... Right?
YINA: ...We do suck...
HALL: Call her and tell her we CAN'T!
Friday has come and Rei and Kath are walking towards the pub
KATH: So, your ex's band.
REI: Yeah.
KATH: What's her name now?
REI: Meredeath Gore
KATH: You're fibbing, right? No way that's her real name.
REI: It's just the nickname she goes by all the time now
KATH: I guess that makes sense... And how'd you guys break up?
REI: I, uh... I remember it was in new years eve. She wanted to move away to Hellview because she wanted to see her old friend called Sam
KATH: I used to date a guy called Sam
REI: Maybe they're the same!
KATH: Dumbie!
She hits him so hard, he rolls away until he hits the trash cans outside the Idioteque. Inside, it's full of weirdos, drinking and talking. Rei & Kath walk and find Hall drinking
REI: Hey, man. You seen her?
HALL: Nah, man.
REI: Dude, you cut your hair?
HALL: Yes! Shut up already! I just was nervous...
REI: Dude, we're just gonna talk to her. I should be the one with the nerves!
HALL: I know! Shut up
REI: Holy shit, look at Yina! She's wearing heels!
YINA: Whatever. Look who came with Ken
They all look at Ken and see he's with... PAULA?!
HALL: HOW?!
...
KATH: She's your ex, Rei?
REI: Ye-HOW DO YOU KNOW?!
KATH: She jumped my ass at the library
REI: WHAT?! ...was it a cool fight tough?
Later, Hall is going to where Ken & Paula are
KEN: Dude.
PAULA: Hey, Hall! I can't wait to see her in person! She's EPIC!
HALL: I haven't seen her in a long time
PAULA: Y... You know her??
KEN: We...
HALL: I was in a band with her... She was Rei's Ex
Paula's so SHOCKED Ken can feel the electric currents coming off of her body and onto his. And now, the opening band is playing. They're called The Pimped Butterfly, fronted by Davey Bega and guess what... They suck!
REI: This band sucks!
JOAN: ...Is gonna be what everyone's gonna say to y'all on Sunday
REI: Well, at least I... I don't... uh... Shut up!
BOB: Hey guys, i heard y'all were playing on Sunday.
HALL: Hey, man
BOB: So, we were gonna play first and you guys after, alright?
REI: Who are you?
BOB: ...Dude...
[Track 2]
And now... The time has come... for... the main event of the night...
...
REI: Welp, that's her
KATH: I could tell! But...
MER: Hello, People of Nutone! I'm so glad to finally be here! This one's called "Slaughter Season!" Hope you all enjoy!
REI: But... what?
KATH: You know that guy on guitar? Sam?
REI: Yeah?
KATH: I used to date him! He's my 3rd unpleasant ex!
