Freeeee

EXTRA. 1: FREEEE

[Track 1]

Rei, Mark & Kath are at the store

KATH: Hurry up, Rei

REI: Hold on, I'm looking for the tastiest one

MARK: Rei, the movie's in 20 minutes. Just pick already!

REI: I'm trying!

Later, they're out the store

REI: Why'd we leave?

MARK: Cuz you took like 30 hours to choose a goddamn drink

REI: But... i was looking for the tasty one...

MARK: You're the tasty one!

...

KATH: Um... guy's look at those posters on the wall!

MARK: Uh... they're cool?

REI: Isn't that the Chasey girl? Ain't she Glenn's 16 year old friend?

Then, out of the posters, came 8 Chaseys

CHASEY: Rei Reil, today is you last day!

REI: I-I can't punch a kid!

Rei's getting beat up

MARK: Kath? You know what the hell's going on?

KATH: That's magic. Some evil wizard did it or something

REI: Guys! Help!

MARK: Just punch them!

REI: I caaaan't!

Kath walks to him and beats all the girls

KATH: There, done

REI: But... I was supposed to win the fight!

Kath smacks him

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