[Track 1]
She wakes up. Yina gets out of bed, showers, brushes her teeth, and gets dressed. As she's putting on her shoes, someone appears...
HER: Who's making all that noise? Yina, just as i suspected
YINA: Damn... sorry though, bitch
Bitch: ...Good! As you should
Yina is off to work at the video store and after 15 minutes, she arrives
MARY: It's almost 11:30. Mrs. Lately!
YINA: Bitch, i hate yo ass
MARY: You hate everyone
YINA: And you's no exception
Later, Rei walks in
REI: Your next line's gonna be "Oh, great, Rei." Right?
YINA: ...No...
REI: Oh... Never mind, i came to rent-
YINA: [SON], you really think your late ass can rent here?
REI: What?! H-how much do i owe??
YINA: Let's see... you owe... $1972
REI: I thought you deleted that one!
YINA: Yeah, like I'd do that for you
REI: Can you rent these for me?
YINA: Five? ...fine... What even- what's the connection?
REI: All of them have this guy called Glenn Blurred
YINA: Oh, yeah, he the [GUY] from that "Magma Come Nadia" movie. Rest of these suck though. Wasn't he going to film somewhere close?
REI: Yeah, and Mark found out he was the second fucked up ex of Kathryn. Now, i have to train to defeat him by watching these movies
...
YINA: [BRO], what?!
REI: It's a long story, 'K?? Ask the Later Alligator... Anyways, he's a bad guy and i gotta beat his ass if i want to stay with Kathy
YINA: Oh, yeah... her.... How you even all this shi'?
REI: Marky told me, yes he told me
YINA: [MARK], who?
REI: Mark Jackson! The gay guy?
YINA: Oh, yeah... your room mate... How'd you even end up living with him?
REI: I... don't wanna talk about it
YINA: Was it gay?
REI: Very
YINA: Whatever... If you gon' whoop his ass cuz he's evil... how you even know he's evil?
REI: He's evil because... Mark told me?
...
YINA: Ugh, i really hate your ass right now...
Meanwhile, Kath's out for coffee
KATH: I'll have-
REIKO: Hey, Kath! Remember me?
KATH: Hey, Reiko! I didn't know you worked here!
REIKO: Oh, I'm just filling in for Joan today!
MARK: Are you alright?
REI: Yeah, i just got a weird feeling in my head
MARK: Anyways, I got all the information you wanted of Glenn Blurred in this piece of paper. Have you started watching those movie you wanted?
REI: I'm working on it
MARK: There's alot here... BMXer turned actor, best friend of Bam Margera...bla bla bla... most of this doesn't matter... I wasted a lot of ink on this
REI: Do i have to do some special training or something?
MARK: Yeah, i got you Kanye's new workout plan
REI: What? Ain't that the Gold Digger guy?? How's that gonna help me fight?
MARK: Fine then... Do 3000 pushups, 2000 sit ups and a cock pushup for good measure
REI: What?! Fine!
Later, after band practice
[Track 2]
KEN: Did you see the Now Now cover?
REI: YES!!
HALL: I dunno, i think it cool
REI: It's not cool!
HALL: Come on, man. At least one of us made it
Rei hits Hall with a pillow
REI: Shut up! We're gonna kick their face painted ass in the future!
YINA: Damn, [BRO], you jealous.
REI: Fuck both of you, I'm outtie 5000... Ciao
The next day, Mark's at home when the phone rings
MARK: Hello?
???: Is Rei there??
MARK: No... Who's this?
PAULA: It's Paula
MARK: Oh, yeah. He's out. He said he'd be back
PAULA: Can i... Can i wait for him outside?
Mark goes to the door and...
Later, Rei and Kath are walking to his place
KATH: ...i only watched one of his movies, "Magna Cum Nada" or whatever it's called
REI: It's supposed to be his finest hour. Is this gonna be weird to you? We don't have to if you don't want
KATH: It's fine, dude. I haven't seen him since high school
REI: I don't even remember my girl from high school
KATH: We can turn it off if it sucks
Later, they're watching the film
REI: This movie blows
KATH: I wish you had a sofa
REI: Me too
As they continue to watch the movie, Kath's head glows again
REI: Your... head...
KATH: this really really blows
REI: I guess he's a little hot...
KATH: Who?
REI: Glenn Blurred?
KATH: You actually think so?
REI: Totally!
KATH: He didn't look like that in high school. He was short and rotund and rolled around... By the way, you're very convincing with the "not being gay" thing!
REI: H-hey!
They continue watching the movie. Well, Kathy watches, Rei is too busy watching Kathy
REI: Kath... you're like... awesome...
KATH: You're such a fool but i like you anyways... turn his tv off
The next day, Rei is woken up by a call from...
