[Track 1]
Rei and Mark are on the bus, headed nowhere slowly
MARK: Isn't it nice to be outside for once?
REI: Yeah, ain't it like May or something?
[REI REIL, The main man, 22 years old, fun fact: he was the main man of the last book lol]
MARK: Yes, it is. Hey, Glenn Blurred is filming close to here soon
[MARK JACKSON, Main man's room mate, 25 years old, Fun fact: he's GAY]
REI: Why do you care? Are you a fan or just got the hots for him
MARK: ...i won't answer that one
REI: Well... uh, i forgot to tell you that i invited Kathryn over for dinner in a couple days, so you can meet her
MARK: Reiko introduced us
REI: What? When?!
MARK: At your show
REI: My show?! Whatever, why does my sister even know her anyways?
MARK: Look Rei, there's something you have to do now
REI: What now?
MARK: You've got to break up with Paula. Today
REI: But... it's so hard...
MARK: If you don't, I'm telling Kathy
REI: Y-you bastard! You wouldn't
MARK: Oh, and i invited a friend so don't come
REI: Wait, what?! That's OUR place which means that's mine too!
MARK: See you tomorrow, Rei
Mark gets off the bus while Rei shout at him through the window
REI: You suck balls! Literally! You suck so much, you make Godspeed cool! You're a dumb stupid idiot! Last night, i had sex with you mom and she sucked my balls off! Now, I'm castrated like you!
Later, Rei is at a phone booth calling Paula
REI: Hey, are you outta school now? Wanna go out?
PAULA: YES! Are you home?
REI: No, I'm uh... in CeeLo St. in a phone booth
PAULA: And what are you wearing?
REI: What in the world is that question?! I'm the one who asks here! What is this? Some kind of phonesex??
PAULA: Phone sex?! Haha, like I'd let you
REI: Do you even wanna go out or not?
PAULA: Are you wearing some kind of jacket?
REI: Yeah?
PAULA: Are you wearing a big dumb red hat by any chance?
REI: It's not dumb! You are! And how do you even know? You reading my mind or something?
PAULA: I'm standing right here, Rei!
REI: Oh... hey, Paula...
Later, Rei and Paula go to a record store
[Track 2]
PAULA: Rei, i need to buy this one!
REI: What is it?
PAULA: They're called Mount Gore. and they're black metal and they're AWESOME! And they're coming to Nutone soon!
REI: Cool...
PAULA: Um... I wanted to invite you to dinner some day... so you can meet my parents
REI: That sounds like a rancid idea
PAULA: Why?
REI: I'm too old for you!
PAULA: But... My dad is 10 months older than my mom... and she's dead too!
REI: Well, i still can't...
PAULA: But... Rei... I'm... I'm in LOVE, Rei... 𝔏𝔬𝔬𝔬𝔳𝔢
...
REI: Um, Paula... I think we should break up
...
PAULA: Really?
...
REI: Yeah...
...
Later, Rei is in the bus, he feels like shit for what he did to Paula, but he immediately forgets about it when he remembers about Kathryn and he leaves to band practice
HALL: Where's Paula?
REI: We broke up, lol. Maybe y'all can meet my actual girlfriend
[YINA SPADE, Drummer, 22 years old]
[HALL P. DIMUN, Vocals & bass (for now), 23 years old]
[KEN VAYNE, He lives here, 19 years old]
REI: And i finally learned the "Rock you like a Hurricane" riff
He plays the riff
...
YINA: Rei, i could stab you right now.
HALL: What?
YINA: Huh?
...
[Track 3]
The next day's night, Rei's at home cooking up
MARK: This is it? Your big date plan? Just fattening her up? I knew you were into fatties but i never through you'd take it this far, but what do i know?
REI: Hey, GET OUT!
MARK: Come on, you're really gonna eat all this by yourselves?
REI: Get your filthy hand off the food!
MARK: But...
REI: Silence yourself at once! That's for me and Kathy Pie!
MARK: Kathy Pie? Really, dude? That's what you call her?
REI: Not in front of her!
Suddenly, there's a knock on the door
REI: Oh gosh, she's here!
MARK: I'll get it for you
Mark opens the door
[KATHRYN ALLAS, LA girl, age: IDK, everything else: i forgor, fun fact: No one knows]
MARK: Good night, welcome.
KATH: Hello! You're Mark, right?
REI: Hey, come in!
KATH: Thanks
REI: Mark, get out.
She sits down
KATH: Can i sit down?
REI: Uh... i guess? Wait, did you cut your hair?
KATH: No?
...
REI: Huh?
Kathryn is already annoyed and she's rolling her eyes
KATH: So, will you show me around?
REI: Uh... sure!
MARK: I'm out
Mark is out
REI: So, this is the main room, this is a bed, that's a couch, over there, there's a bathroom and that's the kitchen
KATH: Cool... and that food there?
REI: Huh? Oh, yeah, wanna eat? I cooked all that by myself
KATH: You can cook?
REI: Kinda
They eat, lol
KATH: I still can't believe you cooked all this. And it's so good too!
REI: Yeah, i know. People should let me cock more often, I'm really good at it!
KATH: Did you just say cock?
REI: NOISAIDCOOK
...
KATH: Right...
Now, another dream sequence... what do you want from me? I'm just a simple Alligator
DAVE: I killed him
YINA: Who?
DAVE: Rei Reil
At Rei's funeral
YINA: Guess he got what he deserved. Bitch ass [BROSQUITO] looking for trouble and shit. It's sad... i guess
REI: Do you have this dream often?
Then...
