[Track 1]
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REI: Today's my fist day.
Rei finally arrived at his new high school, De La MÃnguez High for the first time. It was all fine until... three fellers came in to do their thing
BULL1: Look, guys! It's the new Chompskie Honk!
B2LLY: We don't cotton to freaks around these parts!
BU33Y: Get out or we'll make you TASTE THE PAIN!
REI: ...I guess today IS my fist day.
...
Later, Rei is outside the Principal's office with a girl sitting besides him
HER: Why are you here?
REI: I got into a fight... a BRUTAL fight
HER: Did you win?
REI: Well, if you consider rip out their hearts from their chests then... i guess so.
HER: Well, at least you came out alive. Are you new here?
REI: Yep.
SALLY: So am i. Name's Sally
REI: I'm Rei
That night, Rei was gaming epically in his basement when...
MUM: Rei!
REI: What?
MUM: You got a visit
REI: Who could it be now? I don't even know anyone in this city!
Sally walks down the stairs
SALLY: Hey, Rei!
REI: Hell ya doing in my house??
She sits down next to him
SALLY: Your brother opened the door for me.
REI: This shit is fuckin' ridiculous. We can't be friends!
SALLY: You gaming? You got any drinks?
REI: All i have is anger in a bottle!
SALLY: I'm gonna ask your brother where the cups at. What his name?
REI: We call him Izzo. Who are you?
The next day, after school, Rei is having dinner with his family
DAD: So, who's this "Sally Smiths"?
REIKO: Rei's girl
REI: She ain't!
DAD: Rei, you got a girl? Is she hot?
REIKO: Come on, Rei! Tell us more!
REI: She is not my girlfriend! I met her the other day!
The next day, at school
TEACH: Chompskie Honk... Uh, you're Yiuyina, 'kay?
Rei sits down next to her
REI: Hi. What do we have to do?
YINA: Some dumb [BUDDY] partner shit. You'll probably just sit on yo ass and make do all the work like a slave
REI: Uh... I promise i won't!
He gives her 2 thumbs up and a dumbass smile
...
YINA: Incapacitate yourself
Later, after school, Rei and Sally go to his place
REI: Why do you want to start a band? I can't even play a note
SALLY: Rei, if we started a band, we'd be... like... Awesome! Everyone would love us even if we sucked ass! Also, there's this thing called "Lunchella" that everyone goes to! Just think about it, we'd be famous!
REI: But we're just two... We're not gonna have a drummer in our first concert like the Smashing Pumpkins?
SALLY: We do need a drummer...
The next day, at geography class, Rei & Yina are doing their assignment
YINA: You suck at drawing
REI: I don't suck! i just can't draw maps
YINA: Prove it then.
Rei draws really quick before showing Yina
YINA: [BRO], The fuck's that supposed to be?
REI: That's me with giant muscle riding a bass playing dragon with sunglasses in hell while i behead zombies with my axe guitar... Oh, and that's Satan in the back, playing drums
...
YINA: Don't be suprised if they find you in a ditch
Later, at a school band concert, Rei and Sally are sitting together
REI: Hey, that's the girl from my geography class
SALLY: Rei, there's only girls on that damn stage
REI: The one on the drums... she's pretty good!
SALLY: She's banging the drums like it ain't no one's bussing! We gotta invite her
The next day, Rei is at his locker when Yina walks up to him with her friend
YINA: Yo, Rei!
REI: Oh, hey, Yina... Our presentation is on Monday, right?
YINA: Yeah, Rei, chill, it's gon be Alright
REI: Brutal.
YINA: See ya on Monday, Rei!
Later, Rei and Sally are under the school's really awesome tree
REI: I think i want her...
SALLY: Who?
REI: Yina.
SALLY: You actually want her? You met her the other day!
REI: ...And by want her i mean... uh... i want her to join our band!
SALLY: Did you even ask her?
REI: Uh... I'll do that on Monday...
[Track 2]
Then, Monday. Rei is walking to school
SALLY: Rei! The boys from Rockafeller High are back in town! They took everyone's souls, Rei!
REI: Woah... what a great day to miss the bus, huh? Am i right or am i right?
The live studio audience laughs their effing asses off
SALLY: Rei... they kidnapped Yina!
REI: Aw hell nah! No one messes with my Ni... friends?
So, Rei walked over to Rockafeller high to rescue Yina. When he walks in, he is swarmed by a bunch of dumb idiots who don't matter so he ripped their heads, hearts, spines and balls before grabbing the last guy by the collar
REI: Where the hell is Dave?!
KURT: H-he's in the ceiling! Please don't kill me!
Rei rips Kurt's head out before turning to the stair
CORY: You gotta get through me before you get to Dave!
Rei rips off Cory's balls before going up the stairs finding Dave with Yina in cuffs
REI: Yina! Dave, let her go before i get to ripping!
DAVE: Nuh uh.
YINA: [FRIEND], get yo ass over here and rescue my ass already!
DAVE: You're donezo, bucko
REI: You're gonna look like pudding once I'm done with you!
Before Rei can think of a better quip, Dave attacks him with a normal punch but Rei ducks and kicks his shins, tripping him but before his falls, Rei grabs him to punch his teeth out but Dave headbutts him last second. Dave tries to rip off Rei's hair before Rei begins his biting frenzy, biting his arm and throws him onto the floor behind him but Dave rolls over and kicks Rei in the gut, which make Rei see PURE RED and he starts throwing both punches and kicks
DAVE: Please! Have mercy on my soul! I've been what but a fool!
REI: Dude, wanna see something epic?
Then, Rei rips off Dave's heart before showing it to him...
DAVE: Nice.
...Rei then rips off Dave's head with a kick, making it fall far away. His headless corpse falls off the building. Rei walks over to where Yina is and punches the shackles into oblivion
YINA: Rei, thank you for saving me!
REI: Yina, i want you to be my girlfriend! ...and my band's drummer
YINA: Why didn't you say so earlier?
[Track 3]
They make out freak style. And so, everything was great! Sally, Rei and Yina started a band called "The Ghost Seeing Kids". They played at "Lunchella" and everyone loved them! (And by love i mean they didn't turn on the band oven lol). They even got to bone in Yina's dad's truck, best part is, Death was playing in the radio. All was good up until... trouble came all over paradise.
YINA: You're moving to Nutone?
And Rei moved away soon after...
...
Rei is playing guitar in his old basement couch when Kath walks in
KATH: You're dreaming about your guitar?
REI: Maybe so?
KATH: Well, you should wake up.
She kisses him on the cheek before leaving
REI: But it's night time!
KATH: It's 11:30! Get your ass outta bed! It's late!
REI: What?! but... 11:30's not late!
