[Track 1]
...And he slides besides her
REI: Hey!
KATH: Hey...
REI: ...I like your shoes...
KATH: Thanks. I found them in Kanye's dressing room
REI: Cool... So, uh... Do you know Anthrax?
KATH: Huh? Like... the virus?
REI: No, the band. Did you know they invented nu-metal with just a beastie boys parody? Ain't that crazy?
KATH: I guess?
...
REI: Is this a dream?
KATH: What?
...
REI: Alright, bye now
KATH: Bye
And so he left but not before creeping on her from afar. She left her spot on the wall and Rei followed her, he continued to follow her for 20 minutes until she left the party so Rei went to Terry with a bunch of questions in his mind.
REI: Terry, tell me EVERYTHING you know about Kath
TERRY: Uh, all I know she's from LA... Maybe Ruby and Betty know more, ask them
And so, he did haha lol
REI: What do you 2 know about Kathryn?!
RUBY: I dunno
BETTY: All I know is that she's not from here and she ain't single.
Now, Rei goes to where Joan and Hall are.
REI: Joan, who invited Kathryn?
JOAN: I did, dumbass.
REI: How do you know her if she's not from here?
JOAN: She just moved in here, she got a job as a delivery girl for Amazon.nt and from time to time, she comes to the Cafe i work at. Wait, how did you even know? And how did you know she's not from here??
HALL: Didn't you say she had break up recently or something?
JOAN: Yeah, but i didn't want Rei to know...
REI: REALLY???
JOAN: Rei, If you get even a little close, I'm going to skin you alive and wear you as a skin coat
HALL: Don't worry Joan, he's with a high schooler now.
JOAN: She's too good-...WHAT?!
[Track 2]
Later that night, Rei is trying to sleep when Mark comes in
MARK: I'M DRUNK AGAIN!!
REI: Like i couldn't tell...
Mark jumps at the bed and flops down besides Rei
MARK: How've you been, Reili Boy? How's the night treating ya?
REI: I'm alright. I went to a party with Hall and I... saw a girl. I've been having dreams about her and i saw her in the library earlier today...uh, i think I'm in-
Rei feels something wet in his hand. That's when he realizes Mark fell asleep
The next day, Rei wakes up
REI: Ugh...
MARK: Rei! I'm making us some breakfast!
They have a breakfast of eggs and toast
REI: Ugh... Wait, what's Amazon.NT?
MARK: Like... an online store?
REI: And what's the link?
MARK: ...Amazon.NT...
REI: Cool, thanks!
Rei gets on Mark's computer
MARK: Rei, what are you even trying to buy?
REI: Didn't you know TOOL released a new album? It's called 10,000 days. Are your credit card details in here?
MARK: Ugh... yeah...
After Rei buys it, The "You got mail" notification sound plays on the Computer
REI: Mark! You got some mail!
MARK: Whatever
REI: I'm reading it then... It's about a fight with some dick called Xavier
MARK: Sounds like a scam, delete it
Rei deletes it before he gets up and sits In front of the door
MARK: Are you seriously waiting for the package you just ordered a second ago?
REI: No! ...Maybe...
The doorbell rings and Rei goes to open it and finds...
PAULA: Hey, Rei!
REI: Oh... Hey, Paula...
PAULA: Surprise hug! You didn't forget our date, right?
REI: I, uh... not at all!
[Track 3]
And so, they went on a date where nothing actually important happens because nothing ever happens. They went to get pizza, get clothes and even at the arcade but Rei couldn't give less of a fudge. Later, at night, Rei is taking her to the bus stop
PAULA: I'm gonna walk to the bus stop by myself tonight
REI: Are you sure? It could be kinda dangerous
PAULA: Yeah...
Then, she gives him a hug. Paula, not satisfied with just a hug goes and KISSES HIM ON THE MOUTH!!1! Rei, shockedly, pulls her away slowly
REI: Um, uh... yeah... uh, see ya next night at band practice, K?
Rei runs home like mcchris, after 2 straight minutes of straight running, he finally CAME home
REI: Did my CD arrive?
MARK: No, and don't even expect them till at least Monday
REI: Then, I'm sleeping till they arrive!
The night of the next day, at band practice
HALL: ...So, i got us a show.
REI: Cool.
PAULA: OH MY GONK!!! WHEN?!?
HALL: On Wednesday night, at the "Wordinton bar" at 9-
YINA: Ain't that the bar the got closed cuz they let gay ass [HOMIES] have sex on stage 'n shit?
HALL: No! They've changed! ...I think. And, for your information, that was performance art
PAULA: Wednesday night? Hm, I'll need my best sneaking skill
REI: Don't worry about it, Paula. I mean, we do suck
YINA: But, Rei... she our main [MFING FAN]
Ken get with tear because his heart has been broken or something and runs to his room while crying like a little... BITCH
YINA: KEN, YOU KNOW YOU'S OUR MAIN [REPEAT OF THE ABOVE]!!!
REI: So... Who are we playing with?
HALL: Bobby Spontaneous & His Battalion Of Rolling Explosion
REI: Ugh, that band? I hate them and their stupid long ass name
Later, Rei having another dream, this time he's drinking beer can with the fellas outside some house when he sees Kath roll past them he follows her and sees she goes into some house. Then, he wakes and walks up to the door, opens it and sees...
Hello there ;)