[Track 1]
The time is now, Rei and Mark are at Mr. Hampton's office
MARK: Hello, Mr. Hampton
BROCK: Hello, Mark. Hello... you
REI: Hi, Mr. Hampton!
...
BROCK: Since i already want you both out of my office, I'm just gonna lay it flat for you too. You signed a one-year lease starting in September. So. If you want to stay, it's month to month, as per out contract. Hopefully, if your leaving, be out by the 27th.
MARK: Oh... Alright.
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REI: Can i have a piece of your chocolate?
Mr. Hampton pulls out a minigun from under his desk
BROCK: If you 2 don't leave this instant, I turn this bitch on
Rei & Mark get into the elevator and out that bihh
REI: Bye, Mark.
MARK: Bye, Rei.
REI: Have a good one.
MARK: You too.
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REI: I really wanted that chocolate...
A rock falls from the sky and falls on Rei's head
After that, Rei goes to work and works his ass off for like 30 hours.
At the end of his shift, Rei is headed home, he's almost there. To his surprise, he sees some chick riding a bike with horse head and a sweet sword
???: Prepare to taste the blade, Rei!
REI: W-who the hell are you?!
As she begins to pedal with her sword pointed at him, Rei begins to panic
???: AAAAAHHHH!!!
REI: What do i do?!
Then, Rei realizes she's got her eyes closed so he just slides out of the way and watches her crash into a tree. She falls to the floor
REI: Who are you?! Why were you attacking me?!
???: Go to hell
She hops back into her bike and pedals away.
Later, after band recording time, Rei and Sally are out for a smoke
SALLY: Want some?
REI: No, i don't smoke.
SALLY: Cuz you're a pussy?
REI: Isn't smoking bad for you?
SALLY: What happened to Kath?
REI: She stayed home...
SALLY: ...Rei...?
REI: What?
SALLY: You know in high school... we like... never tried... to like...
REI: Uh, Sally.... i think you're high...
SALLY: Am i, Rei? Am i?
REI: Um... Very much...
The next day, Rei is in bed with Mark
MARK: Rei?
REI: What
MARK: Do you... like this place?
REI: I do?
MARK: Have you thought about moving in with Kathryn?
REI: Uh, no... I'll think about it.
...
REI: Shit, I got to go work!
Later, Rei and Hall are headed to work
REI: What am i gonna do, man?
HALL: Just... move in with Kath?
Then, Rei sees the machete man so he hides behind Hall.
REI: Hide me, man!
HALL: Uh, Rei?
...
HALL: Rei...?
Later, Rei and Hall are at work
HALL: Who was that?
REI: That was the frickin guy who tried to kill me the other day when- HOLY-
Rei hides under the desk
vREI: It's the crazy bitch that tried to kill me!
HALL: ...Who...?
REI: The whale with the blonde hair!
...
HALL: Dude, she's not that big... she's kinda hot thought...
REI: What is she doing?
...
HALL: She's with your girlfriend
Meanwhile
???: Kathryn, you know what you did.
KATH: Whatever you're trying to lie about me, I didn't-
KATH: Uh, I'm on my break. What are you doing here?
REI: Who is that?!
FREYA: I'm Freya. You didn't even tell him about me??
KATH: We knew eachother back in college.
REI: She... She attacked me!
FREYA: And you... you let me hit myself!
REI: Who is she? Is she one of your exes' new lovers?
KATH: Nope
REI: What do you mean?
FREYA: He doesn't know?
KATH: Do you work here, Rei?
REI: What is she talking about?
FREYA: He really doesn't know!
KATH: Rei... Ain't obvious?
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...
...
REI: YOU AND HER?!
KATH: Relax a little. It was just a phase.
REI: YOU WERE GAY?!
Freya pull out her sword
REI: I need to hide
KATH: You're not gonna fight her?
REI: She's got a sword!
KATH: Oh, yeah... Just hide in my bag and i fight her... Pass me a weapon while you're there
Rei gets inside Kathryn's little bag and hands her a Iron bat which hurts like a lot a lot
HALL: This is crazy
DON: Your friends so fired right now
FREYA: Why do you think I'm the bad guy all of the sudden?! Anyways, I can't wait yo cut his head off right now!
KATH: Shut up, Freya. Let's take this to the streets
REI: I'm just gonna watch from here
