CHAPTER 20

CHAPTER 20: THE BITCH IS BACK

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Rei went to the mall for freshness. He's kinda thirsty but he ain't got no money. Then, he hears

SALLY: Rei?

REI: Huh?

SALLY: Rei Reil?

She hugs him

SALLY: I can't believe you're here! Remember me? I'm Sally, from high school

REI: Huh? Oh, right. Sally!

SALLY: Let's go get something to eat already!

And they did

SALLY: So, how's Yina?

REI: She's alright... Wait you should come to our band practice!

SALLY: Alright!

...

SALLY: So, who's your girlfriend? Is she hot?

REI: Uh...

SALLY: Is she hotter than... me?

REI: ...

That night, In Paula's house

PAULA: I broke up with him! He's a dumb idiot and i hate him!

YOSH: Like you hate Rei?

PAULA: What?! I don't hate him, I love him!

YOSH: Then why'd you slice his framed photo with an axe?

PAULA: WHAT?! I never did that!

YOSH: Look at your table

Paula look at her table and sees the photo of Rei destroyed with an axe

PAULA: Who did this?

YOSH: Well, you! Who'd else would care about this?!

The next day, Rei & Sally are headed to Hall's place

SALLY: Where's your girlfriend?

REI: She's at work-

Rei says right before he his head on the front door Ken was opening

REI: Ugh... Uh, Ken, is Hall there?

KEN: ...Huh? Oh, no.

So, they go to Yina's place

REI: Yina? You there?

HALL: She's not here

REI: Hall? What are you doing at Yina's place?

HALL: Monty's helping us make our album

REI: Where's Yina?

HALL: She's at  that restaurant called "Domo." 23 minutes ago was when she left with Mary & Joan

REI: But, what about band practice, man?

MONTY: Tell him to get out

Rei and Sally leave

REI: Oh, I forgot to tell you... My friends are a bunch of [REI, WTF, U CAN'T SAY THAT, MAINE]

Later, Rei & Sally are the "Domo." 23 minutes of searching later, they find Yina, Joan & Mary. Rei's just enjoying his food when...

KATH: Hey guys!

SALLY: You must Kathryn, right? I'm Sally

Kath sits with Rei

KATH: Hi, Sally. Are you one of Joan's friends?

SALLY: Who is that?

JOAN: Me

SALLY: Oh, no.

YINA: She's our friend from high school

KATH: Yours & Rei's?

REI: Yeah... She's here to visit

YINA: Yep, she a total hoe

KATH: Really?

SALLY: No, i just played on the TV

KATH: You're an actress?

SALLY: Yeah, but only on some dumb show. Nobody saw it.

YINA: When i get home, I'm watching that shit

SALLY: Whatevah, Yina!

Later, that night...

Rei's in full armor, riding his horse called Dave. He's lost in the world, the only help he has is his fairy friend

FAIR: Do you know the mission?

REI: Yeah, get the fairy for the wizard

FAIR: And do you know where you're going?

REI: I know!

FAIR: Sure...

Then, Rei sees Kathryn rollerblading besides him

KATH: This is the worst dream I've ever walked into

REI: Can you stop invading my dreams?

KATH: Can you get a job so you're not sleeping all day?

Then, Rei is awoken by the ring of the telephone

Continues in...

CHAPTER 21: THEM CHANGES
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