CHAPTER 17

CHAPTER 17: THE BIG APPLES

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The crowd around them are a bunch of hoe, only on Mer's side cuz they're her fans when

MARK: BREAK HER LEGS, KATHY!!

Kath hits Mer on the face and sends her flying but she gets up anyways

MARK: I said the legs, idiot!

KATH: I'm trying my hardest!

But when she was distracted, Mer takes her hammer and goes to hit her when.... Paula flies in and kicks the hammer off her hands before flying into the wall.

Then...

YINA: WE GO BY THE UNFORGETTABLE NAME OF DELIGHT!! WE'RE HERE TO BLOW YOUR EAR OUT OR SOMETHING!

Mer takes this opportunity to attack Kath and Rei notices

After standing still thinking, Rei goes to ATTACK

He pokes her neck and she falls to floor

KATH: Thanks for saving me, Rei

REI: Yeah, uh.... Her weak spot is on her neck, i found out when we were F-

KATH: Shut up already

MER: Whatever, Sam is gonna kill you both!

KATH: He's cheating on you!

MER: Shut up! He'd never! We've know each other since we were 11! He loved me so much, he'd even start a forest fire for me!

...

KATH: Uh, Mer... He-

Then, Sam comes out.... with Rosie... and he's go her undies and her bra on his head. Everyone is staring

MER: Who's are those?!

SAM: The what?

MER: All that on your head?!

ROSIE: I don't know

MER: YOU WHORE!! I'M GOING TO END YOU!!

ROSIE: Whatever

Rosie uses her powers to disappear before she can be hurt

SAM: W-wait, babe! I wasn't what it looked like!

Sam uses his powers to take the hammer from Mer hand

SAM: Mer... listen to me...

...

Mer hits Sam in the raisins

Sam is so hurt by that, he uses his powers to send her flying across the room and into a wall

Everyone stares at him

....

SAM: Whatever, i can do whatever i want... I'm FAMOUS, ya bunch of fa-

BAMNAWEG

Rei hits Sam with his guitar

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CHAPTER 18: CLOSED ON SUNDAY
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