[Track 1]
Somewhere out there in this crazy ol' mixed-up universe of ours... Rei Reil is dating a high schooler...
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Hall, Yina and Ken are sitting around Hall's good old table while Rei pours himself an ice cold cuppa orange soda
HALL: Seriously? Is she at least hot?
YINA: [DAWG], Ain't you like... uh, 30?
REI: I ain't let you play tricks on my mind, Yina
YINA: Didn't you leave high school like 20 years ago and-
REI: I'm 22! I'm 22...
HALL: And you're still dating a high schooler? Huh, cool...
YINA: [DAWG], Please... Are you serious, my brother??
Rei sits down at the table alongside the other and Ken turns his head to him with a question
KEN: So, uh... have you guys like... uh... "Foxtrotted" yet?
REI: Nah, I barely just met her a few days ago and we like talked about stuff, i don't really remember...
HALL: Right... At least have y'all kissed?
REI: No but we almost held hands once but she got embarrassed and she hit me with a shovel
YINA: And what's her name?
REI: Paula... She's from this weird place called Paradise in Arizona...
KEN: How'd you guys meet?
REI: Well... I think it was...
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[Track 1.2]
Paula is sitting in the bus all alone with her book when she goes to scratch her face. But that makes her books fall. She gets down on the floor to pick them up with a grumble when Rei appears to help her out
REI: Hey... Don't worry, i gotchu
[REI REIL, 22 years old, Rating: Brutal]
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[Track 2]
REI: And that was how we met...
HALL: She was all alone on the bus??
YINA: Really? That's it?
REI: Yep...
Later, Back at Rei's place, he's hanging up his coat in his coat hanger Infront of Mark who's reading the newspaper
[Track 2]
[Mark Jackson, Rei's room mate, 25 years old, Rating: 6.5/10]
REI: I'm telling you this before anyone can lie to you about this... I'm dating a 17 year old
MARK: And... is he pretty?
REI: Ha, Ha... how FUNNY.
Rei goes to the bathroom to get his stank off
MARK: So, does that mean we won't be sleeping together anymore?
REI: Do you see any other damn bed here?!
Mark takes a look around
[REI & MARK'S PLACE: A PROPERTY DIAGRAM: PRIMUS POSTER (REI'S); FLOOR MATTRESS (MARK'S); RUG (MARK'S); COUCH (MARK'S); LAMP (MARK'S); FLOOR CLOTHES (REI'S); EVERYTHING ON THE KITCHEN (MARK'S); REI'S SHOES (BOTH); REI'S COAT; MARK'S COAT, TV, CD PLAYER, SHELF, COMPUTER & THE TABLE FOR IT (ALL MARK'S), REI'S CD'S AND MOST OF HIS STUFF (BROUGHT BY MARK)
MARK: You're my forever bitch, Rei
[Track 3]
The next day, Rei took Paula over to Hall's place
REI: Will you behave?
PAULA: Of course I'll behave!!
REI: Seriously, you have to behave
PAULA: i WILL be good!! Do i never behave??
REI: Promise?
PAULA: I promise!!
Hall opens the door and sees all this
HALL: What the hell happened here, Rei??
REI: Oh, Hi Hall. This is my girl, Paula. Paula this is Hall. He's sings, i think... Can we come in already? It's cold out here
HALL: Alright, come on in... Pleased to meet you, Paula.
PAULA: He made me swear to behave!
HALL: He was probably screwing with you... Do you normally not behave?
PAULA: I don't think so...
Rei and Paula come in and see everything's already prepared for band practice and Yina is already behind the drums
REI: Hey, Yina. This is Paula... You can put your coat wherever you want, Paula.
PAULA: Hi... Sorry, i didn't catch your name. What is it?
YINA: Yiuyina Spade
PAULA: And you bang the drums?
YINA: ...Yeah...
PAULA: Awesome
Paula sits down as the band is setting up. Then, Ken walks in
REI: Hey, dude. Paula, this is Lil Ol' Ken.
Ken sits down besides her
KEN: My name's Kendrick Vayne
PAULA: Do you play anything?
KEN: Guitar... Hero...
PAULA: Ew
The band's ready to play
REI: Ok, let's start with something quick and easy... How about "Stink Fish"
HALL: How many times do i have to tell, we are not calling that song that?
Yina rises her arms to play and shouts
YINA: WE GO BY THE UNFORGETTABLE NAME OF DELIGHT! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SIX, SIX!
...
HALL: ...Do you always have to make our intro so damn long?
YINA: YES!
...
HALL: Fine, let's just... get this over with... 1, 2, 3.
[Track 4]
As soon as the band begins to play, Paula is completely entranced by their music. Hall's fast slap bass while singing, Rei fast four tapping guitar play (Van Halen is the man) & Yina lightning fast drum. All of it coming together so perfectly, it's perfect (In Paula's eyes at least). Then, Hall stops playing and turns to Yina
And so, they start again. Entrancing Paula even more. After band practice, Rei takes Paula back to the bus stop to wait
PAULA: Rei... That was so AWESOME!
REI: Really? I thought you would not like it since someone forgot to show up for the tenth time
The bus arrives and Paula goes to get in
PAULA: You guy's music is so delightful...
REI: Yeah, uh... See ya after school tomorrow, K?
Later, Rei, Yina and Hall are on Hall's bed while Ken sits besides them on the PC.
HALL: She seems pretty cool
REI: You really think so, dude?
HALL: Yeah... I should get a high school girlfriend
REI: Totally, dude
YINA: [REI], you evil or what?
REI: Are you trying to say I'm evil or something? ...Are you trying to say I'm using her??
YINA: Yeah... Sure...
Rei & Hall look at eachother
REI: Yina... You're breaking my heart over here
HALL: Is this your last resort?
REI: You're breaking my heart into a gazillion little piece, Yina
YINA: [BRO], Just... Just forget about it, K?
[Track 5]
The next day, Rei is sleeping in his bed when he's awoken by the ringing of the phone so he picks up
REI: ...Hello?
[Reiko Reil, 19 years old, Little sister]
REIKO: Rei, did i wake you up? It's 12:30!
REI: Nah, nah... i was up long ago
REIKO: Sure, sure... Can you just explain to me why in the world you're going out with a 16 year old?!
REI: Wha- She's SEVENTEEN!! How do you even know??
REIKO: Mark told me
REI: Of course it was him... Bloody bastard...
REIKO: I tried calling last night but you were at band practice or something... Anyways, what's her name?
REI: It's Paula... Paula Dude
REIKO: She's FRENCH?? I can't wait to tell Ma'!
REI: She's in Italy, i ain't scared one bit! ...She's not French she's from Paradise where the grass is green and the girls are pretty or something...
REIKO: Whatever, you're still dating a high schooler
REI: She goes to a catholic school too
REIKO: What?! With the uniform and everything?
REI: Yeah, all that...
REIKO: Geez, Rei... You guy's haven't-
REI: NO! Gosh, No! we haven't even held hands yet!
REIKO: Rei... why?
REI: Man, I don't even know. It just feels good, y'know?
REIKO: Is it because of the broke up with-
REI: Yeah, yeah, i know... Ok, Bye now!
REIKO: Wha-
Rei hangs up the phone. Later, Rei and Mark are head down to Paula's school
MARK: Why am i even here?
REI: Dunno man, you're the one who came with me
MARK: ...I guess...
They take a turn and arrive there
MARK: As soon as she's on sight, I'm outta here
REI: Aw, come one, dude! Don't leave me hanging! There are some pretty boys too!
MARK: ...Fine...
REI: K, let's just wait here, then
Paula is walking out of her school when she spots Rei just standing there with Mark
PAULA: REI!!
She walks up to them
REI: Hey Paula! Uh, this is my gay room mate, Mark
She shakes his hand
PAULA: Hey Mark! I'm Paula... wanna know who's gay in my class?
MARK: YES! He's got glasses, right?
REI: Mark, get out. Begone with thee
MARK: Wait, what? Man, fuck you!
Paula hugs Rei's arm
PAULA: Don't worry, Mark! I'll tell you next time we see each other! I Promise!
...
Mark grabs Paula's hand, gets close and tells her...
MARK: You're too good for him
...before leaving
PAULA: Mark's so funny! So, can we go get Pizza? I'm freaking starving!
REI: Yeah... He funny...
[Track 7]
After Rei and Paula eat pizza, they go out for a walk
PAULA: ...Yoshimi likes this guy called Jimmy but Jimmy actually likes this girl called Eileen but he's not smart enough for either
REI: I thought Yoshimi was with Jamie
PAULA: Nah, only Jamie likes Yoshimi. Plus, he's our teacher!
REI: Oh...
Later, they are walking home
PAULA: What i was trying to say was... Um, I've never been with someone so talented!
REI: Have you been with anyone before?
...
PAULA: Nope!
REI: That's cool with me
...
PAULA: I haven't even kissed anyone before...
REI: Me neither
PAULA: We're so similar! It's like we were made for eachother...
REI: Well, uh... I guess I'll be taking you now to the bus stop, OK?
Later, At night, Rei is having a weird dream where he's in a dessert all, when, all of the sudden, there shined a shiny lady, she had long black hair and glasses and roller bladed past him pretty fast. And then...
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